Schotzi you were the best companion ever! May you find peace in doggy heaven where you can run and play with your newest found friends. There is always food and water and warm spring weather.
Our fond memories of you will last an eternity.
MEET OUR CHARDONNAY TRAVELERS PET FAMILY
Freedom driving to the CA State WIT Rally in Lodi, CA on September 30, 2009.
Robun and Aiko, pets of the Kinsman's, were enjoying their stay at the Cloverdale KOA outing in May 2009
Here are some Chardonnay pets that were seen camping out at Coyote RV Resort in March 2009.
Latest Joke
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark Saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the Voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Dog Obedience School
JOKE
Dog-Tired Veterinarian:
A man recently took his rottweiler to a veterinarian to be examined.
"My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" the man asked.
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
The vet picked up the dog and examined his eyes. Finally, he announced, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What?" exclaimed the man. "Just because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy."
The ten most popular breeds for 2006 (in the US) per the American Kennel Association.
1.
Labrador Retriever
2.
Yorkshire Terrier
3.
German Shepherd Dog
4.
Golden Retriever
5.
Beagle
6.
Dachshund
7.
Boxer
8.
Poodle
9.
Shih Tzu
10.
Miniature Schnauzer
The 10 most popular breeds for San Francisco :
1. Labrador Retriever
2. Golden Retriever
3. Poodle
4. Yorkshire Terrier
5. Bulldog
6. German Shepherd Dog
7. Pug
8. Shih Tzu
9. Dachshund
10. Pomeranian*
* Tied with #9
For further information link to AKC.ORG.
JOKE (submitted by Carol Kenyon):
Liver and Cheese:
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
They are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”
“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says '”How well can you do?”
“Um. I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.
“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the black Lab's sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the black Lab and says, “liver alone, cheese mine.”
Dog Park Directory
Want to know why dogs can't eat chocolate?
Link to this site for the answer:
CHOCOLATE IS TOXIC TO PETS
Dear Dog and Cat.
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king size bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I hear you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is to kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
RULES FOR NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
1. They live here, you don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That is why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
5. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need gazillion dollars for college and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Top 10 Male and Female Pet Names:
| Number | Male Pet Names | Female Pet Names |
|---|---|---|
| Max |
Molly |
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Buddy | Maggie |
| Jake | Daisy | |
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Rocky | Lucy |
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Bailey | Sadie |
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Buster | Ginger |
| Cody | Chloe | |
| Charlie | Bailey | |
| Bear | Sophie | |
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Jack | Zoe |